Want to mosey on over to where the locals go? Of course you don’t! As if Vegas isn’t sad enough, at Longhorn you can watch as bluehairs gamble away their social security checks and then hate-fuck an ice cream scoop of mashed potatoes with their mouths. Seriously, for a good time, skip the rest stop bathroom and read the Yelp reviews on this gem.
How about free bloodstains on your mattress, doors that don’t lock, or my personal favorite, piles of puke. Some Vegas hotels/casinos will offer complimentary buffet tickets or seats to a show, but at Siegel, they like to spice things up a bit. Circus Circus is a place where childhood dreams come to get roofied, but if you’re into watching the cream of the American crop lose their shirt on a game of skee ball, this one’s a jackpot.
What says “I’m gonna rage and gamble and f-ing throw down like a drunk gorilla” more than a 100 foot tall clown holding a pinwheel? Well, just about everything.
